What’s better than Sex?

Well…depending on the day:

• Finding fries at the bottom of the bag

• Someone saying “I made you a plate”

• Taking your bra off after a long day (your shoulders literally ascend to heaven)

• Winning an argument you practiced in the shower

• A perfectly timed petty comeback…the kind that echoes through generations

• When your favorite song hits the exact moment you step outside and feel the breeze like you’re in a music video

• Getting into bed with freshly shaved legs and clean sheets. Silk? WHO EVEN ARE YOU?

Sex is great. Phenomenal. A top-tier sport. But these little universal joys? Sometimes they hit even harder…and there’s no cleanup required. 😏